Ooh, leather! Does it look any better than this?
DOING CHARITY WORK
And for the second time in one week, I show a hot man tangling with an alligator. I swear this is not a fetish of mine. I don't even have alligator shoes. Why would I? My feet aren't nearly as large as an alligator's.
THE SWEETEST THING
Finally Johnny gave us some delicious male-tail in brief scenes from the Cameron Diaz comedy.
As men caught by a cult and subjugated to punishment, Johnny interacts with fellow hottie Jon Huertas. Here the two men are forced to shower. Oh, I'd like to introduce them to MY hose....
JOHNNY MESSNER: SWEETEST THING