Sunday, July 15, 2012

BOY OF SUMMER (literally): C.J. WILSON


MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL HOTTIE
C.J. WIlSON

Today I was perusing different sites and then suddenly the most amazing face popped up. It was American baseball player C.J. Wilson.  Being only a mild baseball fan, and getting all of my scoop from my brother in Philadelphia, who--to the surprise of no one--is a Phillies fan AND straight, so there is no reason he would ever bring C.J. up. 

Here's a press photo taken of the pitcher that just says it all...




Originally from Fountain Valley, California,Wilson was born in 1980. He had played minor league in Pulaski, Virginia and Savannah, Georgia...






....before moving on to play for the Texas Rangers.  He sports a glove to match his uniform, which is unique to major league players in the United States.






From there, C.J. moved to the California Angels. Disneyland ain't the only attraction in Anaheim these days. 


One could just get Goofy over that smile...




...soar to Pluto after looking into those eyes...




...or just soak up the charm of this Prince Charming.




We can only hope that one of the things we are most interested in isn't Minnie. Oh, yes! I went there!


Nonetheless, C.J. is a practicing Taoist, adhering to a "straight edge" way of life, meaning that he abstains from alcohol, illegal drugs,tobacco, and promiscuous sex in order to maintain health. Wow, suddenly he is sounding a lot less interesting. 

But then there's this...





For a man who abstains from sex, he goes through the super models like a hot blade through butter. His ex is now dating Chris Pine (how's that for keeping this site's dating circle inbred?) and is now seeing....whoever that chick is in the car. Seriously, am I supposed to know the name of female models?  What's next, a Victoria's Secret homage on Tuesdays? 


C.J. is somewhat aware of his looks, and so is the MLB. He's being used for more publicity and that face is getting more and more attention...










He has a somewhat average body, which is a bit of a relief in this day and age of overpumped, overshaved, overdone bodybuilders...






Ah, I can just hear Don Henley pushing C.J. my way with lyrics that I wish I had written....

I can see you--your bronze skin shinin' in the sun...


You got that top pulled down and that radio on, baby...


And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong,

Even after the boys of summer have gone...


I can see you-

Your brown skin shining in the sun...


You got that hair slicked back and those Wayfarers on, baby...


I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
Even after the boys of summer have gone...


Lends a whole new meaning to MAJOR League, doesn't it? 


2 comments:

  1. C.J. is really a hottie and he sports a lot of different looks, which you've so excellently highlighted. He was supposed to pitch in the All-Star Game I hear but something happened with his middle finger! No joke! Now Derek, there is one caveat--DO NOT give him your phone number, because....oh my goodness, something tells me disaster awaits!! LOL!!

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  2. I have to take exception with your use of the word "average"! I find this hottie in no way average :)Adorable shaven, incredible with a beard (which are my fave pics of course) I'll say I like period!

    Thanks for bringing him to our attention Derek

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